One of my favourite things on television is QI. Funny, articulate, intelligent and frequently delightfully rude. And I even have a claim to fame … a couple of years back there was a thought of doing a sort of QI-lite that would include members of the public in a quiz with similar lines of questioning, but fewer jokes, and Rufus Hound (I put the link in as I did not know who he was). There was a pilot and I was recruited as an expert who had to present facts about hedgehogs to the contestants, though for the life of me I cannot remember why – whether they were guessing which was false – or I was asking questions. All a bit of a blur. I do remember that I had a little dressing room all to myself – and it had a bed in it, on which I slept. I also remember that they gave me a small brown envelope with cash in it to cover my ‘expenses’.
And that was it, I have heard nothing more of the idea, which is a shame as I reckon I could make a go of the Alan Davies part (if you have not watched it, it is worth a detour. He makes me laugh, a lot).
So why here? Where is the hedgehog link to which I am obliged to massage all ideas into?
The latest QI Annual arrived on the desk of the BHPS as it features a two page spread all about hedgehogs. Yippeeee. It even mentions my mentor, Dr Pat Morris. In fact, here are the pages for you, to give you a taster before you rush out to buy it:
And I am delighted, very delighted, that our dearly beloved hedgehog should receive such attention. BUT – and you will notice that that is a big but – I could not help but notice a certain similarity between the combinations of words used in their publication and a certain book about hedgehogs to which many of you will be familiar (and if you are not, now is your time to follow this unsubtle link to Amazon to remedy the situation forthwith).
So what to do? I am going to drop them a polite line, but what should I ask for in compensation for this insult? I was thinking of a dinner date with Mr Stephen Fry … perhaps with a trip to the opera thrown in, all at the expense of the programme. That would make for a Quite Interesting night out.
Following on from this I got a lovely response from John Lloyd – creator of QI, and producer of such icons of tv-land as Not the Nine O’Clock News, Spitting Image and Blackadder …
You were right!
Here’s the response from our researcher, Mat Coward.
Yet another of your fans!
Hello, Dame Sir Lloyd of the Empire!
Yes indeed, his book was one of my main sources for hedgehogs. A wonderful book – one of the best wildlife books I’ve read in years. In fact, I ended up buying two copies.
But still no Fry-up … should I press for more?
The helpful folk at WordPress – who host this blog – have sent me a summary of the stats for last year. And for a beginner in this world, I am quite pleased … they appear below. But before I get there I want to reveal something that the stats-keepers have also been collecting. And that is the search terms that people put into Google et al – and then end up arriving at my site. I would be interested to know which you think are the most unlikely – and also the most impressive … here are some of my favourites (editorials in brackets):
- contrary between swallow and sparrow in ancient egypt (I am just copying what is there … if you can understand how this got to me, please share)
- where do hedgehogs originate
- the cute storybook with hedgehogs in the bottom of each page
- punk beijing china hedgehog
- gothic hedgehog tattoos
- natural looking dog paw prints tattoo with shading (dogs???)
- hedgehogs chewing on leather
- dead sparrow
- new book about opera (well that one should be obvious …)
- unsocialised lemur (how did this end up with me???)
- stephen fry (this was the second most popular search – and I am guessing there are some disappointed people out there … )
- osborne thieving bastard
- ben fogle tattoo (I am not sure if this was someone looking for a tattoo of Ben, of just to see if he had a tattoo … it had better be a hedgehog if he does! And how did it get used 23 times?)
- hedgehog jokes (nearly twice as many people searched for this as they did for hedgehog hugh … there might be a message in that)
- hedgehog taxidermy ebay (I guess that one is not too hard to explain – but interesting that I am not alone)
- slug slime feet
- hedgehog marijuana (have I even mentioned marijuana? And what is hedgehog marijuana anyway … I would be happy to experiment)
- parasitology jokes
- fat eating capitalist cats
- flagelist (help me on this please …)
- hedgehog hugh!! (I love that someone has searched for me with exclamation marks!)
- prodded poppies
- scared of 5 rhythms
- greenpeace hedgehogs
- how much is a hedgehog worth (they are priceless … and that is enough of this … here follow the year in stats)
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 9,800 times in 2010. That’s about 24 full 747s.
In 2010, there were 45 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 64 posts. There were 41 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 93mb. That’s about 3 pictures per month.
The busiest day of the year was April 12th with 314 views. The most popular post that day was countryfile and empathy.
Where did they come from?
The top referring sites in 2010 were britishhedgehogs.org.uk, urchin.info, care2.com, facebook.com, and hedgehoghelp.co.uk.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for hedgehog jokes, stephen fry, hedgehog feet, hedgehog hugh, and hedgehog tattoos.
Attractions in 2010
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
countryfile and empathy April 2010
How much is a hedgehog worth? February 2010
Stuff about me … November 2008
hedgehog feet April 2010
Why the exotic pet trade is wrong and undercover investigations are so important January 2010